Love Bites: Anti-Valentine’s Day at 13th Floor Schiller Park
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A traditional Valentine’s Day isn’t for everyone. While some couples are making dinner reservations and exchanging heart-shaped chocolates, others are looking for something a little… darker. If the idea of candlelit dinners and cheesy love songs makes you cringe, we’ve got the perfect way to celebrate: Love Bites, an Anti-Valentine’s Day experience at 13th Floor Haunted House on River Road in Schiller Park, Illinois.
Whether you’re single, coupled, or somewhere in between, Love Bites offers a thrilling escape from the traditional romance of Valentine’s Day. Imagine bloodthirsty vampires, lurking monsters, and eerie hallways filled with unexpected terrors. Forget roses—this Valentine’s, let’s embrace the darkness!
What is the 13th Floor Haunted House?
For those unfamiliar, 13th Floor Haunted House is one of the most immersive and terrifying haunted attractions in the Chicago area. Known for its Hollywood-level production, spine-chilling sets, and live performers who will make your worst nightmares come true, this haunted house experience is designed to test your scare factor at every turn. From bloodthirsty werewolves to lurking creatures in the dark, no visitor leaves unshaken.
But the scares don’t stop in October. Operated by Thirteenth Floor Entertainment Group, the industry leader in high-quality Halloween events, 13th Floor keeps the thrills going year-round. Whether you’re braving the haunt for Valentine’s Day, taking on new terrors in the summer, or gearing up for the spookiest season of all, there’s always a new way to get your adrenaline pumping.
This Valentine’s Day, the team has cooked up something special—Love Bites.
Love Bites
Ditch the predictable dinner date and step into Love Bites, where romance is replaced with terror. This limited-time event delivers all the spine-chilling thrills of a classic haunted house but with a Valentine’s Day twist designed to make your heart race—for reasons other than love.
What to Expect at Love Bites:
A Fully Immersive Haunt Experience – The moment you step inside, you’re plunged into a dimly lit nightmare. The air is thick with tension, shadows move when they shouldn’t, and eerie whispers guide you deeper into the unknown. You’ll navigate through twisted hallways where monstrous creatures stalk you from the darkness, waiting to make your worst fears a reality.
Valentine’s-Themed Horror – Think vampires, but not the sparkling kind. Love Bites is themed around the legend of bloodthirsty creatures who have no interest in romance—only in their next meal. Every corner reveals eerie candlelit chambers, bloodstained love letters, and gruesome remnants of past "romances" gone terribly wrong.
Live Performers – This isn’t just a walk-through haunted house—it’s an interactive horror experience. Expect the unexpected as skilled actors bring nightmares to life with terrifying precision. These creatures don’t just lurk in the shadows; they chase, they whisper in your ear, they separate you from your friends.
New Horror Elements – Even if you’ve braved 13th Floor before, Love Bites isn’t just a repackaged experience. This special Valentine’s edition features an all-new storyline, fresh scares, and newly designed rooms, ensuring that even seasoned haunt-goers will find themselves jumping at the unexpected.
The Thrill of the Unknown – Unlike predictable horror movies where you know what’s coming next, Love Bites thrives on surprise. One moment you’re safe; the next, you’re running for your life. It’s a carefully orchestrated blend of suspense, psychological horror, and heart-stopping moments that will leave you breathless—literally.
For those looking to make the night extra special (or extra horrifying), Date Night Packages are available, offering couples and groups the chance to commemorate the evening with two printed photos and an exclusive Blood Drop Necklace.
Not enough scares the first time around? Respawn Passes let you go through the haunt a second time for a fresh dose of terror—because once just isn’t enough when you’re being hunted.
Forget the flowers, chocolates, and candlelit dinners. This Valentine's Day, embrace the darkness, face your fears, and let Love Bites sink its teeth into you.
Continue the Night at 13th Floor
Beyond Love Bites, 13th Floor Schiller Park offers additional eerie attractions on site to keep your adrenaline pumping. Here are some of the best ways to extend your night of thrills:
1. Mini Escape Games
Test your wits with five-minute escape room games that pit you against sinister forces. Can you slay the Master Vampire? Help Dr. Frankenstein complete his experiment? Solve the Pharaoh’s ancient riddle? Each game offers a fast-paced, interactive experience that’s perfect for groups. At just $5 per game, it’s a small price to pay for bragging rights.
2. Return of the Dead: Zombie Shoot
Armed with GellyBall shooters, you’ll have to defend yourself against an army of the undead. With live actor zombies, this range-style shooting game puts you right in the middle of a terrifying apocalypse. Can you survive?
3. The Kraken’s Cup Secret Bar (21+ Only)
For those 21 and over, step into the Kraken’s Cup, a hidden bar inside the haunted house where you can enjoy themed cocktails before braving the rest of the haunt. IDs are required, and if you opt for the Date Night Potion Package, you’ll get two drinks along with photo prints and a Blood Drop Necklace.
4. Respawn Pass: A Second Shot at Love
Can’t get enough? The Respawn Pass lets you go through the haunt a second time, giving you another chance to face your fears (or get revenge on that one monster that scared you the most).
Other Yearly Events at 13th Floor
While Love Bites brings a bloodcurdling twist to Valentine’s Day, 13th Floor Schiller Park is no stranger to special events throughout the year. This haunted attraction isn’t just for Halloween—it regularly transforms its terrifying experience to match the season, offering unique, limited-time horrors for those who crave year-round thrills.
Whether it's Halfway to Halloween, where springtime gets a spooky makeover, or a twisted Krampus-themed haunt during the holiday season, 13th Floor constantly reinvents itself with new storylines, monsters, and interactive elements.
Of course, when October rolls around, this is the go-to destination for one of Chicagoland’s most elaborate and immersive Halloween haunted houses, complete with Hollywood-quality sets, professional scare actors, and a nightmarish atmosphere designed to push even the bravest souls to their limits. No matter the time of year, fear is always in season at 13th Floor.
What to Do After Love Bites in Schiller Park
After you’ve survived the horrors of Love Bites, why not keep the night going with some of Schiller Park’s best spots to eat, drink, and unwind? If you need to calm your nerves with a craft beer, Short Fuse Brewing offers an impressive selection of creative brews in a lively, industrial-style taproom.
For a bite to eat, you can’t go wrong with Frannie’s Beef & Catering, a local favorite known for its legendary Italian beef sandwiches, hot dogs, and no-frills, delicious comfort food. If you’re in the mood for a sit-down meal, The Great Escape Restaurant serves classic American fare inside a historic 19th-century building, making it a great spot to reflect on your night of terror.
Still craving an adrenaline rush? Head over to Axeclusive Axe Throwing and test your aim in a thrilling axe-throwing session. And before you head home, don’t forget to stop by the Schiller Woods Magic Water Pump—a local legend where visitors fill jugs with natural spring water, believed by some to have mystical, even healing properties.
Whether you’re looking for great food, drinks, or one last adventure, Schiller Park has plenty to offer after your haunted Valentine’s experience!
A Valentine’s Date to Die For
Whether you’re a horror fanatic, looking for a unique date night, or just hate traditional Valentine’s Day celebrations, Love Bites at 13th Floor Schiller Park is the ultimate way to shake things up. With terrifying monsters, immersive horror, and exciting add-ons, this Anti-Valentine’s Day experience is unlike anything else.
So, if the thought of heart-shaped chocolates and candlelit dinners makes you nauseous, embrace the fear instead. Book your tickets for Love Bites, gather your bravest friends, and get ready for a Valentine’s Day you’ll never forget—no romance required.
For more information about 13th Floor Haunted House Chicago:
Visit their website at:13thfloorchicago.com
Call their phone number at: (708) 571-3326
Or visit!
5050 River Rd Schiller Park, IL 60176